This is one of my favorite Jewish Post articles ever.
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Last year I mentioned the legend whereby the Eskimos
supposedly have dozens of words for “snow”. Whether or not this is strictly
true, it illustrates the tendency of a language to develop in areas which are
important to the culture of its speakers. In this regard, one has to wonder if
any language has a more fully developed (or faster growing) vocabulary for
matters sexual than our own English language.
One of the newest entries to the extended sexual lexicon is
“twerking”, a dance move which rocketed to prominence with the wrecking-ball
video of Miley Cyrus. I’m not sure if the word is totally brand-new, but the
dance move surely goes back a good few years. Myself, I give Christina Aguilera
credit for permanently imprinting the “twerk” in my consciousness with her
2002 video “Dirty”. If you’re a man, you
know what I’m talking about.
Of course there are any number of innovative words used to
describe women as sexual objects, from the derogatory skanks and cougars to the
self-consciously neutral posslq, but I
think my favorite has to be the milf.
I’ll never forget in Season 3 of “The Apprentice” when Donald Trump told TanaGoertz, a popular 40-ish contestant from the midwest, that people were saying
she was a milf. “Do you know what a milf is?” he asked her. “Yes”, she
answered, “it’s a mother I’d like to fool
around with.” Yes Tana, you certainly were, with your cornfed Iowa
wholesomeness. But I digress.
If sexuality is front and center in our North American
culture, then what more can we expect from the Yiddish language than the
paucity of expressions for such things? I’m not even totally sure how I would
say “girlfriend” in Yiddish…there is khaverte,
which in North America would surely be understood as girlfriend by analogy with
the English usage, but I don’t think that was the connotation in the old
country. (It should be admitted that Yiddish is not alone in having difficulty
here…even in English, it is not so easy to distinguish the case of a simple
female friend, never mind the awkwardness of an unmarried elderly gentleman
having to introduce his female companion as a “girlfriend”.)
At the other extreme of the relationship spectrum, we have
the prostitute. Yiddish eschews the German hure
in favor of either the Hebrew zoyne
or the Slavic kurve (Polish kurwa). I don’t have a very good feel
for the distinction in nuance between these, but I think it would have been
consistent with the natural ironic bent of the language to apply the Hebrew
term to the Gentile prostitute and vice versa.
And finally, in between the girlfriend and the prostitute, we
have the mistress. In Yiddish she is the kokhanka,
borrowed from the Polish. Once again, it is somewhat beyond my expertise to
determine if the meanings correspond with exactitude. Even in English, we have
to ask…just what is a mistress? A married man who keeps an apartment for a
lover on the side surely has a mistress. But what if he just sneaks around with
her on a regular basis? Is she his mistress or just his girlfriend? I’m not
sure. I’m not sure if a single man in
North America can be said to have a mistress (even whether or not he pays her)
but I think in the old country he could have had a kokhanka….probably because there’s nothing illicit nowadays in
sleeping with your unmarried girlfriend, as there would have been in der alter heim.
In Mein Zikhroynos, the
memoir of Yekhezkel Kotik, the author remembers from his childhood (around
1860) the jealousy of the poor Orthodox priest in his village, comparing his
lot with that of the local Catholic priest, whose lifestyle was lavishly
supported by the wealthy Polish squires. Hear what the Orthodox galakh though of his counterpart’s four
beautiful sisters, who lived together with him in luxury:
“Nur der ârimer Russischer galakh, welcher flegt platzen far kinah (envy) vun dem reichen luxus-leben vun dem Kathòlischen
galakh, hât var seine pauerim, die poretzische
leib-knecht (the squire’s serfs) geschwòren, as die schöene Fräuleins
seinen gâr nischt seine schwester, séi seinen ihm wild-fremde (total
strangers), kokhankes seinen séi ihm,
nur asõ wie a Kathõlischer galakh tor doch kein weib nischt hâben, hât er
araus-gelâsen a shem (let it be
known) as séi seinen schwester. Men mus moydah
sein (one must admit) as der ârimer Pravoslavner galakh hât gehat recht:
séi seinen wirklich geween kokhankes,
un nischt seine schwester.”
Yes, it was a very different world. No one was twerking on
MTV, and a woman was (sadly) old at forty, not milfy in the slightest. And yet some things were the same…